“Can’t wait to get a John’s Pizza and enjoy that Grapes of Wrath Beer that I’ve missed so much…”
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Shreveport Mayor Unveils Premium Subscription Level for Trash Pick Up – Gucci Garbage
Cancel the Netflix account and get ready to be treated like a VIP, Shreveport style!
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Entire Population of Shreveport Calls in Sick, Say Adrian Perkins Made Them
“The guy was real official-like. I’ve got a family, but you tell me what I’m supposed to do when a guy in a beautiful, white, Hanes Adrian Perkins shirt like that says you need to call in sick. I’m sorry kids, looks like we’re eating grass this week.”
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8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis
Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away.
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City Hall on Cinder Blocks as its Forward Momentum is Stolen
“The city is in maintenance mode right now. Perhaps if citizens were paying for the millions of gallons of water they were using, which we totally and clearly have on record as definitively being used, perhaps we’d have the money to fix these issues.”
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