Residents Outraged Over Flooding During Flash Flood

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“This is just too much rain if you ask me. I’m going to be late for work and I forgot to pack an umbrella, so you could say I’m a little pissed off about all of this,” one man driving his Nissan Altima with his headlights off tells Crayfish.

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Real Housewives of Shreveport Canceled After Entire Cast Moves to Stonewall

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“Most of the footage we have right consists on the cast looking for online nursing schools and looking for new houses in Benton and Stonewall. Britni with an ‘I’ spent nearly 7 hours a day at Rhino Coffee. Not exactly as exciting as we thought it could have been. Maybe this is a blessing in disguise.”

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Officials Finalize Plan to Re-Route I-49 Through Deep Space

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“Not only are we making a bright future possible for Northwest Louisiana, but we might also finally come into contact with beings from another galaxy in the process. So, it’s really getting stoned with two birds – if you know what I mean.”

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South Highland Dog Distressed By Comcast Guy in House

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“He really hates it when people he doesn’t know come over. Especially Comcast. The Comcast guy said he would be here between 8 a.m. and 5 p.m. and he showed up at like 4:55. So Duke’s been in there a while. I seriously hope he doesn’t chew up anything.”

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