Wizards to Cast Expansion Spell on Norton Art Gallery to Accommodate Everyone for Harry Potter Dinner

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“We just managed to sell out [of tickets], which struck many people as odd, even though there were nearly 1,300 comments expressing interest in the tickets and we have very limited seating. This place is just not capable of holding that amount of people. Everyone is acting like Ron about it.”

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Shreveport Doctors Reiterate ‘Circle Circle, Dot Dot’ is Ineffective Against Syphilis as Summer Nears

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“It was bad enough I got syphilis once and got vaccinated again, but once I contracted it for the 79th time in a year, I thought maybe something is wrong. I can’t be on the mend at home when Bear’s and Strange Brew having movie trivia 6 times a week. I need to be out there in case there are any questions related to The Notebook.”

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