Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away.
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On Verge of Extinction, Brain-Eating Amoeba Makes Way to Shreveport from Bossier
“Many Bossier City residents have what we call a ‘smooth brain’ and the amoebas have a lot of trouble with that environment.”
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Shreve City Wal-Mart Scraps Handicap Parking in Favor of Legalized Dueling Zones
“Before I used to have to solve my second amendment issues in front of Rite-Aid or literally anywhere else in Shreveport, so it’s just a good thing Wal-Mart is helping us out.”
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Hurricane Chris Competes in Rap Battle with Actual Hurricane Chris
“When I saw the name Chris on the list, I was like ‘awwww damn – it’s going down.'”
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Wizards to Cast Expansion Spell on Norton Art Gallery to Accommodate Everyone for Harry Potter Dinner
“We just managed to sell out [of tickets], which struck many people as odd, even though there were nearly 1,300 comments expressing interest in the tickets and we have very limited seating. This place is just not capable of holding that amount of people. Everyone is acting like Ron about it.”
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