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Below you'll find a list of all posts that have been categorized as “Lifestyle”

Area woman watches wrong Wiener Brothers movie

Kip Fielding February 10, 2020 Crayfish, Lifestyle 1 Comment

“The um… the architecture was stunning,” suggested a flustered Anna K. Renina, “Very powerful curves.”

8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis

Kip Fielding October 19, 2018 Lifestyle, Politics 0 Comments

Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away.

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On Verge of Extinction, Brain-Eating Amoeba Makes Way to Shreveport from Bossier

Kip Fielding October 12, 2018 Lifestyle 0 Comments

“Many Bossier City residents have what we call a ‘smooth brain’ and the amoebas have a lot of trouble with that environment.”

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Shreve City Wal-Mart Scraps Handicap Parking in Favor of Legalized Dueling Zones

Dax LaCray August 13, 2018 Business, Lifestyle 0 Comments

“Before I used to have to solve my second amendment issues in front of Rite-Aid or literally anywhere else in Shreveport, so it’s just a good thing Wal-Mart is helping us out.”

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Hurricane Chris Competes in Rap Battle with Actual Hurricane Chris

U. R. Meisenschein July 13, 2018 Lifestyle 0 Comments

“When I saw the name Chris on the list, I was like ‘awwww damn – it’s going down.'”

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