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NHTSA adopts new slogan “Knuckle If You Buckle”, retires “Click It or Ticket”

Kip Fielding January 14, 2021 Crayfish 0 Comments

Reports are confirming that injuries from traffic related incidents are sharply decreasing since adoption of the new slogan.

Shreveport To Move Confederate Monument to Airline Drive Walmart Parking Lot As Gesture Of Good Will

Kip Fielding July 23, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

The City of Shreveport has announced it will be relocating the Confederate monument from the front of the Shreveport courthouse to the parking lot of the Bossier City Walmart located …

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Shreveport’s Social Media Manager Adds “1” To Their Password After Being Hacked

Kip Fielding July 21, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“That ought to stop all this non-sense,” explained the assistant to the Social Media Manager Phil Collins, “Might even through an exclamation mark in there as well. Let’s see you …

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Superior Grill To Expand Parking Lot For All 500 Employees

Kip Fielding July 10, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“Have you seen how they make their nachos? Not surprised it takes 500 people to do it,” described local resident Putona Masck, “I’m sure they have the money for the …

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Scientists confirm only thing more contagious than Covid-19 are state fair corn dogs

Kip Fielding May 15, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“I would die for one of these corn dogs,” explained Rusty Shackleford, “Why are we afraid of something we can’t even see? I’m gonna embrace what I can see – …

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  • NHTSA adopts new slogan “Knuckle If You Buckle”, retires “Click It or Ticket” January 14, 2021
  • Shreveport To Move Confederate Monument to Airline Drive Walmart Parking Lot As Gesture Of Good Will July 23, 2020
  • Shreveport’s Social Media Manager Adds “1” To Their Password After Being Hacked July 21, 2020
  • Superior Grill To Expand Parking Lot For All 500 Employees July 10, 2020
  • Scientists confirm only thing more contagious than Covid-19 are state fair corn dogs May 15, 2020
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