“Have you seen how they make their nachos? Not surprised it takes 500 people to do it,” described local resident Putona Masck, “I’m sure they have the money for the …
Scientists confirm only thing more contagious than Covid-19 are state fair corn dogs
“I would die for one of these corn dogs,” explained Rusty Shackleford, “Why are we afraid of something we can’t even see? I’m gonna embrace what I can see – …
Cougars Still Descend on Superior Grill for Cinco De Mayo in Record Numbers Regardless of Global Pandemic
Superior Grill has long been lauded as a place to get drunk, eat some chips and salsa, and wake up regretting the last 12-24 hours – often attracting single, middle-aged …
Gov. Edwards Sees Shadow, Two More Weeks of Quarantine
“Punxsutawney Bel saw his shadow again, unfortunately,” explained a large Dutch man in a top hat. “Now let’s go get some Torchy’s!”
Superior Grill Now Pumping Fajita Smoke Into Customers’ Cars Curbside
“It’s just like being at the restaurant,” exalted Karen Karenson, “Like my kids say all the time, mask off! Hahahah!”