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Cougars Still Descend on Superior Grill for Cinco De Mayo in Record Numbers Regardless of Global Pandemic

Kip Fielding May 5, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

Superior Grill has long been lauded as a place to get drunk, eat some chips and salsa, and wake up regretting the last 12-24 hours – often attracting single, middle-aged …

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Bel Edwards as a diggyboi

Gov. Edwards Sees Shadow, Two More Weeks of Quarantine

Kip Fielding May 4, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“Punxsutawney Bel saw his shadow again, unfortunately,” explained a large Dutch man in a top hat. “Now let’s go get some Torchy’s!”

Fajita smoke MMMM

Superior Grill Now Pumping Fajita Smoke Into Customers’ Cars Curbside

Kip Fielding April 17, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“It’s just like being at the restaurant,” exalted Karen Karenson, “Like my kids say all the time, mask off! Hahahah!”

Mayor, City Council Meet to Discuss What to Do with Shreveport’s Last Shred of Dignity

Kip Fielding March 4, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

Shreveport’s mayor and City Council have called a “fairly urgent” meeting to discuss what can be done with the City’s last remaining shred of dignity. The meeting will take place …

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God stuck on phone for 3 hours over expensive Shreveport water bill

Kip Fielding February 19, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“I don’t understand why it’s so high,” thus spoke God to the water department, “I only used several trillion gallons over the past few weeks. I’m not even here most …

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