SHREVEPORT, LA – Archaeologists made a groundbreaking discovery Tuesday morning when a local construction company broke ground on a new bank, uncovering a Crawfish Palace commercial old enough to change …
[Editorial] Bring Alliance of American Football to Shreveport
Shreveport, LA – The past two weekends, as you were perusing the sport channels and cracking open a tall, cool Budweiser, you may have noticed scores for the new Alliance …
Mayor Perkins to Make First Visit to Shreveport Next Week
“Can’t wait to get a John’s Pizza and enjoy that Grapes of Wrath Beer that I’ve missed so much…”
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Shreveport Mayor Unveils Premium Subscription Level for Trash Pick Up – Gucci Garbage
Cancel the Netflix account and get ready to be treated like a VIP, Shreveport style!
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Entire Population of Shreveport Calls in Sick, Say Adrian Perkins Made Them
“The guy was real official-like. I’ve got a family, but you tell me what I’m supposed to do when a guy in a beautiful, white, Hanes Adrian Perkins shirt like that says you need to call in sick. I’m sorry kids, looks like we’re eating grass this week.”
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Quiz – These 10 Questions Will Tell You Where You Should Eat In Shreveport
Can’t decide where to eat? Tell us a little about yourself and we’ll match you up with a Shreveport restaurant you need to try
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8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis
Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away.
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NHTSA adopts new slogan “Knuckle If You Buckle”, retires “Click It or Ticket”
Reports are confirming that injuries from traffic related incidents are sharply decreasing since adoption of the new slogan.
Shreveport To Move Confederate Monument to Airline Drive Walmart Parking Lot As Gesture Of Good Will
The City of Shreveport has announced it will be relocating the Confederate monument from the front of the Shreveport courthouse to the parking lot of the Bossier City Walmart located …
Shreveport’s Social Media Manager Adds “1” To Their Password After Being Hacked
“That ought to stop all this non-sense,” explained the assistant to the Social Media Manager Phil Collins, “Might even through an exclamation mark in there as well. Let’s see you …
Superior Grill To Expand Parking Lot For All 500 Employees
“Have you seen how they make their nachos? Not surprised it takes 500 people to do it,” described local resident Putona Masck, “I’m sure they have the money for the …
Scientists confirm only thing more contagious than Covid-19 are state fair corn dogs
“I would die for one of these corn dogs,” explained Rusty Shackleford, “Why are we afraid of something we can’t even see? I’m gonna embrace what I can see – …