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Historic Breakthrough After Archaeologists Uncover Even More Dated Crawfish Palace Commercial

Kip Fielding April 8, 2019 Business 0 Comments

SHREVEPORT, LA – Archaeologists made a groundbreaking discovery Tuesday morning when a local construction company broke ground on a new bank, uncovering a Crawfish Palace commercial old enough to change …

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[Editorial] Bring Alliance of American Football to Shreveport

Gabe February 18, 2019 Sports 0 Comments

Shreveport, LA – The past two weekends, as you were perusing the sport channels and cracking open a tall, cool Budweiser, you may have noticed scores for the new Alliance …

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Mayor Perkins to Make First Visit to Shreveport Next Week

Hank Miller February 13, 2019 Politics 0 Comments

“Can’t wait to get a John’s Pizza and enjoy that Grapes of Wrath Beer that I’ve missed so much…”

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Shreveport Mayor Unveils Premium Subscription Level for Trash Pick Up – Gucci Garbage

Hank Miller January 17, 2019 Crayfish, Politics 0 Comments

Cancel the Netflix account and get ready to be treated like a VIP, Shreveport style!

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Entire Population of Shreveport Calls in Sick, Say Adrian Perkins Made Them

Dax LaCray December 6, 2018 Politics 0 Comments

“The guy was real official-like. I’ve got a family, but you tell me what I’m supposed to do when a guy in a beautiful, white, Hanes Adrian Perkins shirt like that says you need to call in sick. I’m sorry kids, looks like we’re eating grass this week.”

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Quiz – These 10 Questions Will Tell You Where You Should Eat In Shreveport

Kip Fielding October 29, 2018 Crayfish 0 Comments

Can’t decide where to eat? Tell us a little about yourself and we’ll match you up with a Shreveport restaurant you need to try

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8 Memes To Help You Survive The Bossier City Water Crisis

Kip Fielding October 19, 2018 Lifestyle, Politics 0 Comments

Erin Brockovich has chimed in after reading our coverage of the Bossier water situation. We figure you may as well have a laugh while your insides melt away.

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NHTSA adopts new slogan “Knuckle If You Buckle”, retires “Click It or Ticket”

Kip Fielding January 14, 2021 Crayfish 0 Comments

Reports are confirming that injuries from traffic related incidents are sharply decreasing since adoption of the new slogan.

Shreveport To Move Confederate Monument to Airline Drive Walmart Parking Lot As Gesture Of Good Will

Kip Fielding July 23, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

The City of Shreveport has announced it will be relocating the Confederate monument from the front of the Shreveport courthouse to the parking lot of the Bossier City Walmart located …

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Shreveport’s Social Media Manager Adds “1” To Their Password After Being Hacked

Kip Fielding July 21, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“That ought to stop all this non-sense,” explained the assistant to the Social Media Manager Phil Collins, “Might even through an exclamation mark in there as well. Let’s see you …

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Superior Grill To Expand Parking Lot For All 500 Employees

Kip Fielding July 10, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“Have you seen how they make their nachos? Not surprised it takes 500 people to do it,” described local resident Putona Masck, “I’m sure they have the money for the …

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Scientists confirm only thing more contagious than Covid-19 are state fair corn dogs

Kip Fielding May 15, 2020 Crayfish 0 Comments

“I would die for one of these corn dogs,” explained Rusty Shackleford, “Why are we afraid of something we can’t even see? I’m gonna embrace what I can see – …

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